I cannot overstate the joy of not being in a relationship with a cheating whore. Or a psycho. 

Or both.

Everyone you come across teaches you something. I once knew a girl who taught me a lot, and I owed her. And I always will.

But now it's time to thank another person, so...

...thank you. For teaching me to take the good with the bad. To reconcile good looks with mental vagaries. For reaffirming that if someone can't respect their parents, they'll never respect anyone else. For reminding me that bad isn't how you think, or what you say, but what you do. For making me understand the emotional turbulence normal people go through. For showing me insecurity is an STD. 

For showing me the strange paradoxes of being. For shaving your head and donating your hair to children with cancer. And then metastasising in much the same manner. Spot the irony. For working hard on your education and career. And stamping all over your soul, tearing mine in the process.

For showing me that your mentality and insecurities are your crosses to bear. For not having the courage to apologise. For leaving things unsaid, because in the end, nothing you say can make it right, and you don't have the right to say anything.

For teaching me that good packages are sometimes rotten inside.

I'm not bitter. 

I'm better. 

:)